The Texas National Anthem
Everyone knows that the National Anthem is Texas our Texas. It has been since Texas annexed that land mass that would later be called “The Lower Forty-Eight.” That’s old news.
The Boys in the Lotto Lab have been doing some thinking. While they haven’t communicated directly with the Texas Lotto Commission, they’re confident that they will enjoy the full support of the Commission in their endeavor to change the National Anthem from “Texas, our Texas” to “Jack Pot,” the Jingle of the Texas Lottery.
Thank you for your support.