The Boys

The Boys in the Lotto Lab


It is Lotto Central’s indomitable unrelenting, unstoppable quest, not just to win the lotto but to win the world’s finest lotto, the Texas Lottery.  In November of 1991, the world stood still.  It’s a day, time and The Boys in the Lotto Lab Look Into the Cameraevent forever and indelibly etched into the psyche of The Boys and the world.  It was in November of 1991 that The Great State of Texas under the auspices of the newly formed Texas Lotto Commission conducted the first drawing ever of the Texas Lotto.  The pomp, the circumstance, the majesty, the awe felt by The Boys as they watched the balls bounce changed them forever. 

They couldn’t believe that all they had to do was guess six numbers correctly and the Great State of Texas would write them a check for millions. 

As The Boys internalized this new reality, it occurred to them that there were three of them.  That meant that each of them only had to get two of the numbers correct.

How could it be this easy?!?!?!?

From that day forward, The Boys in the Lotto Lab had a mission they could get behind.  A mission they could be proud of.  A mission they could pass on to their offspring.

Beautiful Lotto LadyLadies…they’re still available.  They’re single and ready to mingle.

Because of the efforts of The Boys, we are driven not just to win, but to win and win and win again.  It won’t be easy, but The Boys tell us over and over again, that we will prevail.  Each time a friend, family member, high school coach or concerned counselor asks them when they’re going to get a real job, their response is quick, their response is slashing, their response is predictable.  They remind their inquisitor that they lead the Lotto Central Team.  At great personal sacrifice, they’ve self-designated themselves three of the finest lotto minds on the planet, possibly in the universe.  No one is more qualified to lead our Team, aka THE TEAM, i.e., The Lotto Central team, than the men known collectively as “The Boys in the Lotto Lab.” The Boys vowed that they will never sleep (except for the occasional nacho-induced slumber) until they’ve assembled the winning six numbers for the Texas Lotto and purchased those winning tickets for the benefit of all Lotto Central Players.

Our future is in good hands.

For The Boys, this is it.  This is their life.  This is their mission.  This is their purpose.  This is their calling.  This is their career.  This keeps them off the streets.

The Boys have sacrificed for the Lotto Central team over and over again.  They’ve taken hits for the team.  They’ve endured the ridicule of their contemporaries.  They’ve sustained the mockery of their peers.

Like all artists, they’ve suffered for their craft.

They remain undaunted.

They stay focused, they stay on track, and they refuse to be distracted.  Don’t think for a minute there haven’t been other opportunities.  For example, The Boys have refused lucrative management positions at McDonald’s, Arby’s and Sonic.  Boats and Millions Belong to WomenSenior management at each of these local establishments assured The Boys that they could have promising careers that would see them rocket from kitchen help to “Senior Kitchen Help” well before their 40th Birthday.

The money the firms offered The Boys was astounding, almost unbelievable.

It wasn’t just a plush corporate job.  It was a lucrative plush corporate job.  Collectively, The Boys would have earned tens of dollars an hour, each and every hour they were on the job.

Admittedly, it was an incredible opportunity.  Most other Lotto Professionals would have jumped at it.  Lesser lights would have folded.  Less dedicated Lotto Professionals would have sold out to corporate America.  Not the boys.

They remain focused.  It’s about you and only you, the Lotto Central Player.  Their lives are dedicated The Woman Left The Boys in the Lotto your ultimate success. They will not rest until they’ve realized their dream of hitting the Lotto Texas Jackpot and disbursed your share of the multi-million dollar jackpot to you.

You can almost hear the ex-girlfriends thanking God they dodged that bullet.

They Boys will never give up, they will never give in, they will never quit.  What they do is too important for you, for me and for Texas.  The Boys intend to remain razor sharp, to continue their incisive research, to focus their piercing intellects and utilize their deep understanding of chance, probability and possibility to provide Lotto Central Players what we’re all looking for.  A win.  A BIG win. A win that will make all the sacrifices worth it.  A win that will vindicate their keen insight and understanding of life, love and living.  The Boys have vowed to focus ONLY on what’s important to themselves and to you, their constituency.  Nothing else matters.  Nothing will stand in their way.  Not hunger.  Not pride.  Not ambition.  Not aspirations.  Not a day job.

Absolutely nothing will keep them from their quest to win the Texas Lotto and land on easy street with the Lotto Central Team.  Everything they do, they do for you.

Remember.. their Motto is:

Next Time… Fer Sure!!

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